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My Tuesday Nights Were Holy
As holy as Sundays were for my mother
Everyone knows i was a crazyloyal Sex And The City fan
I would even GO HOME at 10:30 pm on Tuesdays nights just to catch it on HBO years ago
Joyce at home by 11?
That’s insane.
In fact, i would make sure i’d be able to be at home in time for the show
“What time you all going to leave?”
“9 something la...”
“Sure yea? Cos i want to watch SATC you know...”
“Yes, Joyce, i know! Tuesdays. 10:30. Just come out la! I promise i’ll fetch you back okay!”
“Okay okay.”
Then i’d go ballistic if i was late by even a mere two minutes
There *was* one time VeinsJason promised the same thing
We went to yam cha in Kepong and he superdelayed my return home
“Wait.... i want to smoke first.”
Slowly smokes
“Wait.... one more....”
Slowly smokes another
On the way home
“I have to drop by the petrol station.”
“For whaT?! Pump petrol later la!”
“No la. I need to pee.”
“WhAT?! Later la!”
“You want me to piss in the car is it.”
So we had to stop
Fucking hell *i* almost peed in my pants out of anxiety
As he pulls away from the his parking spot at the gas station
He stops in front of the air pump
“What are you doing?”
“Need to pump the tyres.”
“What the FUCK?! PUMP LATER LA!!!”
“The tyres damn soft la.”
“I’m going to miss my show and hate youuuu!!”
“You wouldn’t want the car to have an accident right?”
He then slowly pumps each and every goddamn tyre carefully
I almost hyperventilated and died
Needless to say, i was late for my beloved show
I caught the last 5 minutes
Forgave him (for i started dl them before they even aired on HBO after that)
But obviously never forgot
He should be back from UK soon... *thoughtful plotting*
