Joyce (joycethefairy.multiply.com)

Ants In My Pants

Aug 25, '05 1:51 AM
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Ants In My Pants

Yesterday i felt a sharp dot of pain on my bum
While having a conversation with someone in the office
Restraining from yelping out loud in pain and hopping
I ran into the bathroom to inspect my injury...

... and found a giant red ant taking a happy stroll in my panties

0_o

Ants in my pants?! Wtf
Not funny man
Do you know how very the painfuls red ant bites are...
Whatmore on such sensitive areas
How the hell did it even get there?!

See even the ants wanna get in my pants

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11 Comments

twilightaction wrote on Aug 25, '05

For a sec there I thought you were gonna recite some profound poetry.

joycethefairy wrote on Aug 25, '05

Booyah! no... kekeke!

karjin wrote on Aug 25, '05

If possible, i hope im the ant.... hehehe

joycethefairy wrote on Aug 25, '05

Eeyer
0_o
Dowan!

fr0stie wrote on Aug 25, '05

maybe it was just thirsty

quilana wrote on Aug 25, '05

For some reason, that entire post has an air of familiarity to it. You sure this didn't happen to you before? Your ass is too hot for black ants.

tengdesmond wrote on Aug 25, '05, edited on Aug 25, '05

I think the ant lost his way

joycethefairy wrote on Aug 26, '05

... and what would it drink la. -_- wait don't answer that 0_o

joycethefairy wrote on Aug 26, '05

This is actually an old blog post i pasted here :)
Oh.. it's happened twice actually 0_o
And the ant was red ;)

joycethefairy wrote on Aug 26, '05

Care to develop miniscule maps ;)

quilana wrote on Aug 26, '05

I know, that's why I said it's too hot for black ants. i.e. they don't dare come near you. ;)

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