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Daddy Speaks To Me Regarding Alcohol
Bout two weeks back...
My father had some coupons to give to my brother and i
"Nah, got some GSC ones... two for Nick and two for you."
"Okies, thanks."
"Oh yea got one more..."
"Alcohol coupon?!"
"... drink coupon for Renaissance. Yes, it's alcohol, so it obviously goes to you."
Yippee.
The next day...
I had just spent ages attaching family photos to emails and sending them off to my aunt
Upon waking up, Daddy said
"Aunty Geraldine wants to speak to you"
"Oh... when did she say that?"
"Last night on the phone"
"Wokay."
"Yea. She said to stop drinking so much."
0_o
He continued
"You know, drinking wine is okay but drinking hard liqour all the time is really bad..."
I tried to save face.
"I drink more wine at night now! If i could choose, i'd always take the wine!"
Daddy cocked his head to one side as he reached for his pack of Kents
"It doesn't make a difference if you drink alot of wine *and* hard liqour okay! I'm serious, in ten years time, you'll be suffering from liver disease. Then you'll have to get a transplant..."
He paused to light his ciggarette
I was just about to retaliate with a retort on how he can't get a lung transplant
He spoke just as my mouth was half open
"Smoking, on the other hand, has long-term effects."
He grins.
"Whatthehell!"
Then he proceeded to give me a cocktail coupon for Renaissance Hotel
And i told him i got him some Dunhill Top Leaf ciggies and a lighter
Hmm
So first we blared each other about our drinking and smoking problems
And theN we give each other things that don't exactly go hand-in-hand with our words...
Marvelous!
I told Loga everything and he laughed and laughed and laughed
"Your family damn messed up wei!"
