Joyce (joycethefairy.multiply.com)

Joyce (joycethefairy.multiply.com) http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/ I just realised the default line for the welcome note is corny beyond belief... Never bothered changing it before. Till now. Hope you like the pics. Sorry i don't allow the better pics to be saved ;p Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:18:11 -0000 Mon, 27 Mar 2006 17:59:11 -0000 Joyce (joycethefairy.multiply.com) http://images.joycethefairy.multiply.com/logo http://joycethefairy.multiply.com 100 100 Seriously La WTF Why is it so FUCKING DIFFICULT to upload pictures on multiply now?! Do i need some new different godknowswhat? I'm totally not tech-savvy in this and it's annoying the SHITE outta me cos i've been fiddling for HOURS GODDAMMIT FUCKING HELL Someone make me a proper website PLEASE!!! *ROARS* http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/14/Seriously_La_WTF Mon, 27 Mar 2006 17:59:11 -0000 Miss Msia Party @ The Loft http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/22/Miss_Msia_Party_The_Loft Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:34:30 -0000 Super Goldfish Memory <A href="http://www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy">www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy</A>   Super Goldfish Memory I swear my memory is getting worse and worse Which scares the hell out of me Apparently not enough to make me stop drinking 0_o Let's take a look at an example: I bring out pen and paper to write down things i need to buy So when i'm in 1U and i remember something I whip out the necessary tools to aid my memory While listening to AshleyTheMonkey and QueenKanch babble... Ohya! I need to get a namecard holder! I rummage through my bag for my pen and notebook Hmm where iS it... *half a minute later* AH! Here it is! Damn the huge bag... took so bloody long to find it I hold my beloved Pilot-C4 and fairy notebook in the air triumphantly And i forgot what it is i wanted to write down. -_- http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/13/Super_Goldfish_Memory Fri, 26 Aug 2005 08:58:43 -0000 Ants In My Pants <A href="http://www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy">www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy</A> Ants In My Pants Yesterday i felt a sharp dot of pain on my bum While having a conversation with someone in the office Restraining from yelping out loud in pain and hopping I ran into the bathroom to inspect my injury... ... and found a giant red ant taking a happy stroll in my panties 0_o Ants in my pants?! Wtf Not funny man Do you know how very the painfuls red ant bites are... Whatmore on such sensitive areas How the hell did it even get there?! See even the ants wanna get in my pants <IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/cool.gif" width=15> http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/12/Ants_In_My_Pants Thu, 25 Aug 2005 05:51:11 -0000 Salem Revelation Rave @ Port Dickson - Aug 20 2005 http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/21/Salem_Revelation_Rave_Port_Dickson_-_Aug_20_2005 Thu, 25 Aug 2005 05:33:37 -0000 The Squirrel Came Again <A href="http://www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy">www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy</A>   The Squirrel Came Again The <A href="http://www.xanga.com/skin.asp?user=kinkybluefairy&nextdate=3%2F4%2F2005&cal=1" target=_new>squirrel</A>  came again last night I tried to make him flee And yet he lingered all around With winks and grins of glee The squirrel came again last night Too soon from his last trip For only just a week before He made me lose much kip The squirrel came again last night I own up it's part my fault... Saw him creeping from afar Yet didn't stop and bolt I did what they said i should Unwillingly and stalled for time Played unfair and stole a hug Which no doubt was sublime The squirrel came back again I'm tired of his face He wears me out and tears me out I doubt he feels disgrace I saw him turn and wink at me He'll definitely be back for more And when he does... i really hope Today will be of yore http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/11/The_Squirrel_Came_Again Mon, 6 Jun 2005 22:03:20 -0000 Daddy Speaks To Me Regarding Alcohol <A href="http://www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy">www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy</A>   Daddy Speaks To Me Regarding Alcohol Bout two weeks back... My father had some coupons to give to my brother and i "Nah, got some GSC ones... two for Nick and two for you." "Okies, thanks." "Oh yea got one more..." "Alcohol coupon?!" "... drink coupon for Renaissance. Yes, it's alcohol, so it obviously goes to you." Yippee.     The next day... I had just spent ages attaching family photos to emails and sending them off to my aunt Upon waking up, Daddy said "Aunty Geraldine wants to speak to you" "Oh... when did she say that?" "Last night on the phone" "Wokay." "Yea. She said to stop drinking so much." 0_o He continued "You know, drinking wine is okay but drinking hard liqour all the time is really bad..." I tried to save face. "I drink more wine at night now! If i could choose, i'd always take the wine!" Daddy cocked his head to one side as he reached for his pack of Kents "It doesn't make a difference if you drink alot of wine *and* hard liqo... http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/10/Daddy_Speaks_To_Me_Regarding_Alcohol Mon, 6 Jun 2005 21:58:43 -0000 Joyce Tries To Get Credit Card Back <A href="http://www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy">www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy</A>   Trying For Custody All proceeds from various paycheques i'm receiving are going straight to Daddy I know i never mentioned he took away my credit card *shy* But oh woe, he did I have to face it Dave asked me to help him keep his IC for him in my wallet We were going clubbing He's afraid it might slip out while he's busy skanking around "Oh well, it can slip into where my credit card *used* to be...," said i miserably "Huh?! What happened to it?" questions that monkey of an Ashley oops i didn't tell her yet... intentionally "Erm erh... my dad took it away till i pay my whole bill back." i said quietly with my head down and eyes cast up "HA!" squealed Ash gleefully and pointed at me with a mean finger "I knEW that was going to happen!" "Oh shut up...!" As the dreary weeks went by where i slogged to earn So that i could regain custody of my card, other close friends were bound to find out Their reactions varied "Where's your card?" - PassedOutBen "My dad ... http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/9/Joyce_Tries_To_Get_Credit_Card_Back Wed, 25 May 2005 21:37:46 -0000 Evil Plots Have They   <A href="http://www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy">www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy</A>   Joyce Goes Shopping I ran around the whole day with <A href="http://www.xanga.com/ashleythemonkey" target=_new>Ashley</A>. I rewarded myself for being good and hardworking in December by going shopping today... even though i haven't got the pay yet. *guilty look* heh. I erm charged it to the card. ProGermanAaron was scolding me from his office thanks to AshleyTheMonkey <IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/whatevah.gif" width=15> She grabbed my mobile phone from me and said, "You know what she did? You know she's supposed to use her card for emergencies, right? And she bought a  fairy sticker book with it!" It was so worth it, i swear... Remember how <A href="http://www.xanga.com/skin.asp?user=kinkybluefairy&nextdate=9%2F15%2F2004&cal=1" target=_new>i wanted to buy another sticker book</A>  last time and i didn't? I shall scan<A href="http://www.penguin.co.uk/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,0_0723252327,00.html#" target=_new> my new book</A>  later when i'm free and show all of you what a total bargain it was for 19 ringgit. <A href="http://www.flowerfairies.com/UK/start.htm" target=_new>I love flower fairies.</A> It's so much like my existing tattoos and now i feel like getting more!!! "You already have two wei. How many fairies you want?!" - <A href="http://ben.sstwo.net/" target=_new>PassedOutBen </A>"But... but... i could have a huge beautiful one on my ... http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/8/Evil_Plots_Have_They Tue, 24 May 2005 22:10:21 -0000 Joyce's Holy Tuesday Nights <A href="http://www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy">www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy</A>     My Tuesday Nights Were Holy   As holy as Sundays were for my mother   Everyone knows i was a crazyloyal Sex And The City fan I would even GO HOME at 10:30 pm on Tuesdays nights just to catch it on HBO years ago Joyce at home by 11?   That’s insane.     In fact, i would make sure i’d be able to be at home in time for the show “What time you all going to leave?” “9 something la...” “Sure yea? Cos i want to watch SATC you know...” “Yes, Joyce, i know! Tuesdays. 10:30. Just come out la! I promise i’ll fetch you back okay!” “Okay okay.”   Then i’d go ballistic if i was late by even a mere two minutes   There *was* one time VeinsJason promised the same thing We went to yam cha in Kepong and he superdelayed my return home “Wait.... i want to smoke first.” Slowly smokes “Wait.... one more....” Slowly smokes another   On the way home “I have to drop by the petrol station.” “For wh... http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/7/Joyces_Holy_Tuesday_Nights Wed, 18 May 2005 20:28:48 -0000 My kid won't be no skanky ho! <A href="http://www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy">www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy</A> My kid won't be no ho.  Kylie's 'Locomotion' just came on the radio (my mum likes Light&Easy... well so do i *cough*) My memory of this song comes from kindergarten. It was our cheerleading song. I was a cheerleader. At 4. I know, i know, what kind of skanky kindergarten did i come from where they made us wear short skirts and lie around the field, right. random thought: Paedophile Paradise EW It just reminded me of those new-age Barbies called <A href="http://www.bratzpack.com/index2.asp" target=_new>Bratz. </A> How would i know? OF COURSE i know. I prollie visit Toys'R Us more often than your kid sister. Now Bratz has the skankiest doll clothes ever. They look more like an 18-year-old's dressing. Crop tops. Short don't-you-just-want-me-to-bend-over skirts. Cute come-fuck-me checks. High look-at-my-long legs heels. Low look-at-my-boobies tops. Hmm i just read the list and realise i wear those clothes. BUT NEVER THE MATTER. I AM 22 and can wear anything i want godammit. The point is these dolls are targeted... http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/6/My_kid_wont_be_no_skanky_ho Mon, 16 May 2005 23:31:38 -0000 Neighbourhood, SRS, Obey...- To Diss Or Not To Diss? *heh* <A href="http://www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy">www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy</A>   Don't Diss The Brands, Says Ben AshleyTheMonkey told us FaiTheMai was in Singapore and PassedOutBen startled You know why? Because Singapore has Far East Plaza And Far East Plaza has... Ori streetwear Ash and i started making fun of the brandnames "Hey! Maybe we should start our own line!" "Yea! What kind of names should we have?" "Since they have such cool and controversial names like 'Surrender', we can name it something like 'Give Up'" "BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" We both couldn't continue joking because it iS fairly difficult to laugh, breathe and talk at once POB slit his eyes "Oi. Don't diss the brand okay." We managed to breathe again "And then *still laughing* we can replace 'Obey' with 'Listen To Me'!" "BWAHAHHAHAHA!!!!" We both encountered the breathing-laughing-talking problem again "Oiiiii! Don't DISS the BRANDS!" POB was losing it Now he knows how i feel when people mock the fairies heh Later on in the car... "Damn bad. Diss the brands."... http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/5/Neighbourhood_SRS_Obey...-_To_Diss_Or_Not_To_Diss_heh Sun, 15 May 2005 20:21:35 -0000 Wanna Hop on the LetUsQuitSomethingBad Bandwagon? <A href="http://www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy">www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy</A> Two Weeks Ago FreckledAdam was trying to quit smoking I didn't see why i had to hop onto the LetUsQuitSomethingBad Bandwagon too "I know. Since i'm trying to quit smoking, why don't you try cutting down on your drinking?" "WHAT?! For what?!" Should have seen my face man So classic http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/4/Wanna_Hop_on_the_LetUsQuitSomethingBad_Bandwagon Sun, 15 May 2005 00:15:04 -0000 Botticelli, Baby! Botticelli, Baby! I just remembered, LogaJessieMichelleAmanda and i were having dinner at Bukit Bintang kl I was staring and staring at a reproduction of this painting... <A href="http://xe0.xanga.com/d930653b080b76326430/b5252748.jpg" target=xangaphoto><IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://xe0.xanga.com/d930653b080b76326430/z5252748.jpg"></A> Trying hard to remember who the artist was and i finally got it "Bah, i was thinking my memory is awful as hell and was trying to remember the name of the artist," I said to LaughingLoga as i nodded my head towards the painting "So who is it?" he asked "It's by Botticelli." "Are you sure? It looks like it's by Michaelangelo." "No la... it's by Botticelli.." i said firmly "It's The Birth of Venus right?" Oh how LaughingLoga shocks me sometimes "Yea yea... wow you know!" "Yea la... it's by Michaelangelo!" Now he was making me doubt myself 0.001 percent For he *did* know the name of the painting after all "Noooo i'm pretty sure it's by Sandro Botticelli!"  I shifted in my seat, unsure of my memory incapabilities caused by alcohol We argued for another minute before i seethed, "I'll GO HOME and FIND OUT!" And sure eno... http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/3/Botticelli_Baby Tue, 10 May 2005 17:45:56 -0000 The Cheek The Cheek Well I just found out its some malay fucker who has in possession all my things He had the cheek* to email me saying he's more 'tertarik and nak berkenalan' with me Prollie cos my email was on all my new name cards I just hope the evil fairies get him one day... *chants spell* Ivan from Zouk said he and security found my non-valuable (to everyone else but me) things strewn around the rave area Namecards EvitaPeroniScrunchie HouseKeys MakeUp Daddy will be relieved to know the housekeys aren't lost Though we changed the locks already just in case as my address is in my wallet I won't even write down everything else i lost cos it's just silly to mourn over it I got a new haircut Very pixie punk "New cut, new beginning," said <A href="http://thepowerwithin.blogspot.com/">FreckledAdam</A> "Shit you look more like me," said <A href="http://www.xanga.com/ashleythemonkey">AshleyTheMonkey</A> I like I feel like a boy when i wash my hair Of course, not everyone likes it There are still the boys who think that girls are more alluring with long lustrous hair (to brush their bare breasts with... http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/journal/item/2/The_Cheek Fri, 6 May 2005 20:43:54 -0000 Cheng Beng 2005 http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/20/Cheng_Beng_2005 Thu, 21 Apr 2005 22:19:42 -0000 Dunhill CME Party - Bangkok Jazz - April 05 http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/19/Dunhill_CME_Party_-_Bangkok_Jazz_-_April_05 Tue, 12 Apr 2005 21:17:15 -0000 Edmund's Farewell BBQ http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/18/Edmunds_Farewell_BBQ Tue, 22 Feb 2005 05:11:42 -0000 Blabbing Bloggers @ Alexis 05 http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/17/Blabbing_Bloggers_Alexis_05 Tue, 22 Feb 2005 04:06:30 -0000 Animals http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/16/Animals Sun, 6 Feb 2005 11:17:41 -0000 Kent Decode in Genting http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/15/Kent_Decode_in_Genting Mon, 17 Jan 2005 10:07:18 -0000 Random Happy Friend Shots http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/14/Random_Happy_Friend_Shots Fri, 7 Jan 2005 21:47:04 -0000 Misc http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/13/Misc Thu, 6 Jan 2005 09:52:35 -0000 Nature http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/12/Nature Thu, 6 Jan 2005 09:08:29 -0000 Portraits http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/11/Portraits Thu, 6 Jan 2005 08:53:48 -0000 Zoukout 2004 http://joycethefairy.multiply.com/photos/album/10/Zoukout_2004 Wed, 5 Jan 2005 13:59:20 -0000